More surveyish wonderings...

Well due to the success of my last lot of questions (hey one person answered, that's a success), I'm throwing up some more.

So here's some more bullshit and brilliant questions:

1. Why haven't we sent a manned mission to Mars yet?
2. Is the Loch Ness Monster just a lot of Scottish people taking the piss out of tourists?
3. What is it people like about Boris Johnson?
4. Does Noah have internet aboard his ark?
5. Who can I blame when things wrong?
6. Ninja's or Pirate's?
7. Why do we make fun of ginger people?
8. What is the point of the city of Bradford?
9. Could I wear a pair of Reebok Classics and not look like a chav?
10. Why is it that America seems to be dominating today's cultural landscape?
11. Should I go dancing in the rain?
12. What did we do before Facebook?
13. I still have an uneaten Easter egg, would anyone like to share it with me?
14. Why is it that I think better when smoking a cig?
15. Glass half full or glass half empty?
16. What is the appeal of porn?
17. Is there any way that humanity could put Timmy Mallet to good use?
18. Why is eating spaghetti so messy?
19. Is the truth out there?
20. Will we ever prove or disprove the existence of God?
21. Do people realise that TV soaps aren't real?
22. Sesame Street or Fraggle Rock?
23. Why do we lose our inhibitions when drunk?
24. Should I do fancy dress more often?
25. How should I celebrate my birthday this year?
26. Do you want to live forever?
27. Why do we like to watch or read horror?
28. Should we strive to have more inventive and adventurous sex lives?
29. Does anyone like talking to an answerphone?
30. What would be a cool superhero name?

There we go, 30 more questions to waste a bit more time on!!

A survey of sorts.

My writing has suffered a bit this past week, due to reasons I cannot divulge. So in an effort to get back into the mindset of the keyboard warrior (other than typing silly Facebook status'), I'm going to write up a list of questions, in varying degrees of ridiculousness and seriousness! Ya never know, you may be able to answer some of them...

There will be no order to these, so tough shit if you expect some!

1. What is the Higgs-Bosun?
2. Why is there never anything good on TV late at night?
3. What possesses people to go on Jeremy Kyle?
4. Why is it illegal to have sex in public?
5. Is there life on other planets?
6. If you took an x ray of David Cameron would you find signs of intelligence?
7. Is Wayne Rooney the missing link?
8. Are all Americans gun-toting maniacs?
9. Who would win in a fight; Sooty off the Sooty show or George from Rainbow?
10. Is it possible that mermaids could have invented tit-wanks?
11. How can I survive the zombie apocalypse using only a Muse concert ticket for a weapon?
12. Why are the England football team so shit?
13. Should I spend the next few nights drinking?
14. Will penguins one day rule the Earth?
15. Why are British summers so wet?
16. How the fuck did Justin Bieber become so popular?
17. Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
18. Do you know what the matrix is?
19. Barring a bullet, is there any way to stop Lionel Messi?
20. Has 50 Shades of Grey raised women's expectations of men?
21. Why does a drink that is bought for you taste better than one you bought yourself?
22. Is it true that the drugs don't work?
23. Should you tell someone that you like them and risk friendship, them laughing in your face?
24. Who's to blame for the recession?
25. Could dwarf kicking be introduced as an Olympic sport?
26. Why do you always look your worst on passport pictures?
27. Porn, is it a good or bad thing?
28. Can I market my face as an acceptable Halloween mask?
29. Who was Jack the Ripper?
30. What would be a really cool superhero?

I'll end this at 30, a nice round number that can be divided by a few things!